Cyberformed // Inbox :: UN: aceofhearts

[deal_me_in]

"Is this thing on? -hey! You've reached Cayde, but either I'm busy or I'm busy. Either way, go ahead and leave a message...or don't. Obviously I won't get back to you if it's the latter. Now how do you turn this thing off- AHA--!"

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[daintylegs]

Hey Cayde! Since we've talked before, that gives me the opportunity to ask the following question:

How do you feel about big and purple boats, and would you go on a blind date with one?

Asking for obvious reasons.

[deal_me_in]

Why do I feel like this is a trick question?

The only experience I have with boats is looking for hidden loot aboard or clearing out some pesky Fallen who've been using it as a hidey-hole.

Soooo if there's loot and stuff to shoot involved- sure! Why not?

$winglord, text (after the Seeker breakup)

[lordmegatronhasfallen]

Is this Cayde? It's Starscream. The reasonable one. I don't suppose you would mind teaming up for that little 'roomba rumble' Misfire has put together?

I appear to have 'lost' mine.

[deal_me_in]

Yep, you got Cayde. Hey buddy!

Oh yeah, the roomba thing! Guess I wouldn't mind a team-up.

...you didn't blow yours up did you?

$winglord, audio

[lordmegatronhasfallen]

Cayde? It’s Starscream. I’m looking to source some fabric and thread. Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling you’re the man to call if one needs something found quickly. Perhaps it’s the whole ‘Hunter’ name.

Particularly when it has to do with capes.

[ After all, Cayde’s own is excellent. Nothing to do with the fact Starscream has no one else he can think of to call, nooo… ]

[deal_me_in]

[He is totally not snickering when he answers.]

Well, I can honestly say I've never been asked to hunt down sewing materials before. That is going to be a lot of fabric and thread, and I am not sure how much of any of that might be sitting around the ship.

But I guess I can have a look.

Getting into the Hunter spirit, are we?

text un: cybercatastrophe

[cybercatastrophe]

Do you want to go to the dance? I know it's not really your sort of thing, but if you really want to see me dance, you might as well dance with me. I'm allowed to now. I can even mass shift.

[deal_me_in]

That vacay did you some good!

Looks like a fancy affair. Didn't know you guys got all dressed up for things but I'm pretty sure my usual fancy attire won't cut it.

un mik

[hotwires]

Hey, hot stuff. Shall we go to the ball together and be each other's trophy wife? I feel like cosplaying Morticia Addams again.

un: aceofhearts

[deal_me_in]

Ooh! Right, that time of the...year? It's hard keeping track of time in space.

Sounds fun! Gotta admit, the reference is lost on me, but I guess that means I gotta get all fancy or something.

Action, There and Gone

[thelordofmisrule]

[ While you were away someone has been in your room.

It doesn't look like this someone has really rifled that much through your possessions. Or stolen anything.

How do you know someone was here? There is a tiny plastic human toy baby perched atop every spare weapon you have in the room. ]

[deal_me_in]

Dang'it.

[Cayde is at least mildly amused that someone's been poking around, or visited anyway. Not that he keeps his treasures in his room, pff, that'd be silly!

...not that it keeps the Exo from taking stock of things. Man, what's he supposed to do with a box full of babies?

Welp, time to visit Ratchet and dump things in his drawer.]

ACTION: A small box outside your door contains a handful of...

[thelordofmisrule]

Action (you are under no obligation to respond to this your character can be 'out')

[betterthanmegaman]

[ Recently Bass requested some important information. Who... is the strongest Cybertronian on this ship. He received a hot tip that it was 'Shockwave' but also 'not the Senator one'. There were a few thoughts that went through his processor. One... it was really dumb that there were two people here with the SAME NAME. It must get confusing! Two, while he does (surprisingly) know what a Senator is, he has no idea what a Senator looks like. Do they wear signs? Bass guesses probably not.

This leads him to one conclusion: He has to fight BOTH of them to make sure he's actually fighting the strong one.

This leads him to a second conclusion: He has no idea where Shockwave lives. He could ask for direction, ask if anyone knows... but that begs the question... If they know how strong Bass is will they even tell the truth?

There is now one solution: He has to canvas the ship himself and check every inhabited room he comes across.

So there's the backstory. And that's why Bass, armored up in his winged Treble armor (being able to fly covers ground quicker!) is pounding aggressively at your door.

Sorry. ]

Text - FrenziedChaos [Roughly now]

[fenixnpcs]

[It's probably best not to question how they got into the R2's systems again. Or why they waited a monthish.

The fact that this is text makes it near impossible to tell who is who.]

First you better be alive. We don't like word-breakers. (:

You'll wanna practice. We recommend going to Carcoar -a planetoid around a red star- to get exp in how the Hunt works in practice. It opens to the public in about four months. Unless you want to amuse us and go in blind. That'd be super fun for us. :P

Anyway, word on the 'net is Renoih's looking to reward those who stopped Renne from killing Nocri. Lots of bastards coming forward, but none yet have claimed it. Think a few have been executed because they misgendered Renoih. You really don't do that unless you have a deathwish. Mitsuki might be looking too, but we haven't heard anything. :(

You should go for it. You need all the luck in the 'verse given what you lot are.

Dunno what happened to Renne outside she's no longer on the station. Maybe dead? But Eh. She's rich. Probably bought her way out of trouble. We got another Sunstride now though. Zavaih. He's like, mid-tier in the Pride. Eh, he's ok. Not grabby, but still stuck up like ll rich idiots. We think we can train him to be better, though. ;)

Maeb showed up with Clíodhna and like half her retainers in tow a three shifts after you left. Anyway, Maeb pitched a fit over the loss of her property. Apparently, one of the turtlekin eggs held an albino. That's already rare, but being a Yangtze on top of it? That's like super rare and stuff ppl'd pay out the nose for. Cunts.

We don't even want to know where Maeb found those eggs. Last we knew, they were like, either extinct, or fiercely protected. We got money on her killing whoever was looking after them. Poor fuckers. But poor us. She made off with a bunch of stuff in recompense for this after kicking up a stink about its our fault. Fucking entitled bitch. Ain't our fault. Does she know how many ships come in an out every day and now we gotta deal with a bunch of people after us because they shit they wanted was taken by Maeb.

The Cybertronian experts - a chatkin and a jellykin -scyphozoan branch (you can tell by the daemon-orbs)- who showed up were also pissed but whatever. Kaeli took umbrage to them and how they tried to bully there way into shit, so did Rosa, and well. Airlock accidents are fun. (: (we're pretty sure Rosa is a Changeling at this rate.)

Pretty sure the jellykin survived, tho; so be careful if you got chasing whatever that relic was. Scypho's daemons look fragile, but are tougher than ours. Don't help most of them hide 'em, too. And the fragger's claim they came from a water world, but we're pretty sure they mean a gas planet. Wouldn't be the first time translation issues have cropped up.

If you got Q's, we'll answer them, but we can't keep this open forever.

Well, we can, but that'd be rude or something.

[deal_me_in]

Well, hello to you too. How're my favorite twins?

Also, ouch! Have you no faith in me?

Going in blind could be fun but I don't know if I can wait that long for the real thing. I'll make note of this practice zone. It'll be something to do anyway! Say, are there entry rules to the Hunt?

Aw man, there's a reward? What all can you tell me about Renoih? I did manage to get some nice pocket change from Renne before we ratted her out, but I'm pretty sure if she's still around, I'm on her favorites list. Guess it's good she hasn't seen my actual handsome face.

Oh I do love me some juicy gossip. I'm glad that we got to throw a few wrenches into some rich and overly entitled people's plans, that's always fun. This Maeb sure is a piece of work though, yeesh!

I do feel a little bad for the people that ended up in the hotseat for us. Think that'll come back around to bite us in the bud?

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[botopsy]

cayde help
what does one do during "downtime"?

[deal_me_in]

Oh wait are you serious

your not supposed to do anything i think

Text - FrenziedChaos [backdated lol]

[fenixnpcs]

[Yet again they are in the R2's systems.]

We saw you in the hunt! Can't wait to ride against you! >)

Same with our Nephew. If Lady Mitsuki lets him go, ofc.

Hey, did you know the net's shipping you with the turtle-kin, ye?

[deal_me_in]

Against me? Ouch! Well at least i know therell be more scintillating personalities than some of the ones on this hunt!

whos your nephew

ah the spaceweb knows no bounds
im flattered that they think im that young but also mildly disturbed

TEXT || Post Mall Heist

[shootyourshots]

Sooooo

That was fun.

Sure they're gonna love coming back to those offices.

Do that sort of thing often?

[deal_me_in]

it was something anyway! still kind of entertaining

wish i could see the reactions but itd probably be better not to be there all the same

dont usually get asked to steal from a mall but i do love me a good treasure hunt

Duckstribution

[thelordofmisrule]

[ Cayde loves new weapons, right? Well this certainly is... a weapon choice. It's a metallic duck with... is that a pistol grip and a trigger? It looks a bit silly... well... a lot silly. But maybe you can get some use out of it? ]

(( The Duck Gun may be used once per battle using standard ranged modifiers. If the attack is successful it will apply confusion to any Non Boss Mob their next turn because did they just get shot by a duck? Needs a will roll of 17 to avoid ))

[deal_me_in]

[Oh, he is so going to use this just for the hell of it.]

Post GWH | TEXT

[shootyourshots]

So, that was fun, huh? Congrats on the win, glad you didn't explode into spiders or something.

How's the married life?

[deal_me_in]

Oh man was spiders an option?

Id look terrible as a bunch of spiders no thanks

so far nothing different? its more like a mutual agreement to help get a poor gal away from her psycho fairymom

Text | backdated to before the ball???

[iobairt]

[She'd texting because it's slightly easier than in person!]

Cayde, is there a dress code for the ball?

How... formal are we expected to be?

Do you have preference to what I wear?

Would my crown be considered too formal?

She is not freaking out. Yes she is. Help!

now she gets to see what an atrocious texter he is

[deal_me_in]

as formal as you want!
its an excuse for people to go all out
you wear whatever you feel comfortable wearing
i think youd probably know better than me what to wear at a fancy function

dont have to be too fancy though

Text, UN: Default_username

[ofdangerousweaponry]

Hey, Cayde! This is you, right? It's Gold Mask. Been a few minutes since everything uh happened, and I thought we should do... I don't know. Something. You were interesting and really cool, and you probably still are. Probably :p

[deal_me_in]

[Honestly it takes a bit for Cayde to place a face to the name because dude, it's been like half a year. He's also thinking too literally because he is pretty sure he can't remember anyone with an actual gold face, those are things he is not inclined to forget.]

everything is way too vague a term to be using with what happens around this ship

nice to know im still considered interesting and cool
i always thought so anyway

cant just come out of nowhere with a suggestion and nothing to bring to the table though

is this a challenge or something
are you calling me out

text un Primal

[maximalize]

Cayde, I must apologise.
I need to cease our work for a few days.

[deal_me_in]

its cool
i understand the need to see other people