Cyberformed // Inbox :: UN: aceofhearts

[deal_me_in]

"Is this thing on? -hey! You've reached Cayde, but either I'm busy or I'm busy. Either way, go ahead and leave a message...or don't. Obviously I won't get back to you if it's the latter. Now how do you turn this thing off- AHA--!"

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[deal_me_in]

Well, hello to you too. How're my favorite twins?

Also, ouch! Have you no faith in me?

Going in blind could be fun but I don't know if I can wait that long for the real thing. I'll make note of this practice zone. It'll be something to do anyway! Say, are there entry rules to the Hunt?

Aw man, there's a reward? What all can you tell me about Renoih? I did manage to get some nice pocket change from Renne before we ratted her out, but I'm pretty sure if she's still around, I'm on her favorites list. Guess it's good she hasn't seen my actual handsome face.

Oh I do love me some juicy gossip. I'm glad that we got to throw a few wrenches into some rich and overly entitled people's plans, that's always fun. This Maeb sure is a piece of work though, yeesh!

I do feel a little bad for the people that ended up in the hotseat for us. Think that'll come back around to bite us in the bud?

[fenixnpcs]

Glad Renne's gone.

You tincans'll be in disguise, but the only entry req is ya've gotta be fine with being shrunk to 7' for about a day and night, and you gotta play nice with any of the pet houmans or whatever the faerekin show off.

[The eyeroll is very much implied.]

Renoih doesn't give rewards lightly, so they'll wanna meet you at least via public vidlink. 'll probably have Nocri there for appearance sakes.

Nah. Dylan's got so much coming and going that clerical errors happen all the time, and even on the highest suppressors, we're still Chaos Talented. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Could be worse. (:

[deal_me_in]

That's still more of a gain for me. Can I stay 6' instead? Oh yeah, ftr (is that what kids use these days?) I'm not Cybertronian.

Ooh, a video call! Hmmm...

[fenixnpcs]

Oh la la a collaborator~. Same thing to those in charge re: Blacklisteds.

'ftr' is right.

You have Q's about the vidlink. Ask. We've seen a few from various VIPs.

[deal_me_in]

Well that's rude. I'm much more handsome!

So what's the proper way to address Renoih?

[fenixnpcs]

Your disguise was kissable at best. Cute, but nothing worth tapping.

Councilor Renoih or Councilmember Renoih. Or just the title. Avoid gendered titles. We like you alive~.

Nocri is Lord Nocri, his wives are Ladys.

[deal_me_in]

I don't think Chalians are my thing. I do have a nice Viperkin disguise I could dust off. Kinda famous, maybe you've read my books. Crown Station was a while ago, maybe it'll do some good to put in another appearance somewhere.

Okay, got it. And what's Renoih's opinion on Cybertronians? And Nocri's, I guess.

1/2

[fenixnpcs]

nhf.asklh k srsly?????? damit I wanted thats ighedaskl/

2/2

[fenixnpcs]

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Look. Yyou sigh our comix collection and get a selfie, we'll make this happen in person!!!!

TV Crews'd love you showing up. Many think you're Baki Songfang under another name!

tbr not the best idea in the universe to reveal your statuses. Renoih'll judge it as an attempt to curry favour and consider letting you live repayment enough for saving Nocri. Nocri will want to dress them up and take a bunch of photos for his socials.

Or keep them. He has a few rarities a pets.

[If Cayde looks it up, Nocri has two Quetzalkin he regularly takes pics of in 'cute' (eye-searing) outfits. The birds are Philippine and Haast eagles.

Also yes, the twins were typing for like, ten mins straight.

Hi. You have fans on the line, Cayde.]

[deal_me_in]

[Now that is quite the reaction. Cayde is absolutely tickled.]

Eh, Songfang's not bad but I'll bet he can't set himself on fire!

Noted though. I'm starting to see what sort of people we're dealing with and I don't think they're the sort I want to make friends with. PR, I can handle. Just a formal acknowledgement of civic duty, a hopefully nice reward, and then vanish into the ether until the next big opportunity.

Always appreciate fans though. I knew you two were my favorite twins. I'd be happy to sign your collection, and a selfie goes without saying!

[fenixnpcs]

Awesome. :D

Get back to us when you know what you lot are gonna do.

[Video]

[deal_me_in]

[It takes him a moment, but when he does switch over for a short video, he's got his ol' Viperkin persona up and he gives the camera a wink as he clicks his tongue, tapping the air with double-finger guns.

What a tease.]

You got it.

[Video]

[fenixnpcs]

[And for a momment, the twins show up on camera.

Ryza is very much a hearts-in-eyes anime fangirl squee!!!! Faelan is trying and failing to be Normal about it all. But she, too, looks very excited.

Then the video cuts, and they are gone. the only proof they were even in the system is the text and video left behind.]